Vajazzles - 2 X Crystal Cherries
Vajazzles - 2 x Crystal Cherries Shaped like a couple of crystal cherries, these Vajazzles will have all your mates 'well jel' when they find out how you've pimped your pelvis with ream rhinestones! Ideal novelty gifts for ladies and naughty Secret Santa gifts, these body art crystals will make sure your lady love area is ship shape as soon as you get to third base with your Mark Wright. Spangly beauty gifts for women, Vajazzle sets can be applied to your chest, back, face, any bit of flesh you wish to show off! Non-toxic and simple to use, you can even reapply your body gems using eyelash glue if you want to use them again and again. So whether you are keepin it real in Marbs or want to hit the clubs all kitted out in gems, our Vajazzle Body Jewels are the sexiest stocking fillers for all fans of The Only Way is Essex! Key Product Features: Vajazzle Body Jewellery is a pack of body gems that have skin-safe glue on the back, Our Vajazzling kits contain 2 x Cherry designs, Non-toxic so safe to use anywhere on the body, For external use only, The crystal cherries measures approx 3.5 cm x 3.5 cm,
Price: £2.99
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Vajazzle Kit - 3 X Swirl Heart Crystal Tattoos
Vajazzle Kit - 3 x Swirl Heart Crystal Tattoos This will make your poon tang glitter like the twinkle in your eye! Our sparkly Vajazzle Kits make super sexy stocking fillers and novelty gifts for women. Festoon your flesh for a music festival or even turn up to a fancy dress party as the gem lady, the uses go far beyond the bedroom department! Our Vajazzles are intended for a lady's love area but they can be used all over the body; be it your face, foot, bum or tum! What about a crystal tattoo heart on your boobs? Add spangle to your vajangle or perhaps surprise your own Joey Essex on Valentines Day with a glittery evening he will never forget. Key Product Features: Our Diamante Crafts Vajazzles are body crystals that have skin-safe glue on the back, These Vajazzle crystal tattoos are in the shape of hearts with a swirl detail, 3 in a pack, Non toxic, use anywhere on your body (externally!), They measures approx 2.8 cm x 3 cm each,
Price: £4.49
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Vajazzle Body Jewellery - 6 X Double Hearts
Vajazzle Body Jewellery - 6 x Double Hearts Our Vajazzle Kits can be used around your lady garden, face, thighs, any bit of spare flesh! Add a touch of glamour to your female flower with our beautiful body crystals and give the sexiest stocking filler to your loved one. They'll be well jel of your beaver bling, innit though! This pack of Vajazzle flesh fancies has 6 double heart designs that will add some sultry surprise to Valentines Day and some bling to your burlesque boogie! Key Product Features: These Vajazzling kits contain 6 clear crystal heart designs!, Non toxic, use anywhere on the body, To remove the vajazle crystals, gently peel off, The heart design measures approx 3 cm x 2 cm, For external use only,
Price: £4.49
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Vajazzle Body Jewels - Mixed Gems
Vajazzle Body Jewels - Mixed Gems So you've got your sexy lingerie on, but you still need a certain je ne sais quoi. Our Vajazzles are sure to add a touch of reem to that romantic romp! These beautiful bling body crystals make banging beauty gifts for women and sexy stocking fillers to boot! You don't just have to Vajazzle your lady bits. This body jewellery can glam up your face, boobs, tummy, any patch of fresh flesh! The Mixed Gems Body Jewels can be used to create your own designs, such as a braille map of the human body! With 225 in a set, you can Vagazzle every day of the week! Key Product Features: These Vajazzling kits contain 225 multi coloured crystals!, Non toxic, use anywhere on the body, For external use only, The crystal square measures approx 7.5 cm x 7 cm,
Price: £3.29
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Adopt A Pickled Onion Christmas Gift Card - Lulu
Adopt a Pickled Onion Christmas Gift Card - Lulu The ‘Adopt a Pickled Onion’ Lulu Christmas Gift Card makes a funny novelty gift and lets you or your friend adopt a pretty pickled onion who goes by the name of Lulu! Inside the funny Christmas card you will find an Adoption Certificate and a postcard detailing Lulu's story, as well as an appeal about the struggles of pickled onions up and down the country. This is a novelty gift card and it does not include an actual pickled onion. Feel free to recreate your adopted pickled pet with an onion from your own jar! The Christmas card reads ‘Merry Christmas’, with room for you to write any name into the card and give the Adopt A Pickled Onion as a Christmas gift! Onions are famous for making humans cry, and this amusingly heartfelt adoption gift is no different! Reading the story of the plight of countless pickled onions may make you shed a few tears. Take Lulu for instance, she may resemble any old pickled onion you’d find in a jar on a supermarket shelf, but this dainty onionette had a dream to become a dancer. Fortunately for Lulu her wishes were answered when she was liberated from her jar prison by the kind people at Adopt a Pickled Onion - Salvation! With this hilarious novelty adoption gift you too can free a pickled onion from the confines of their jar and give them a new lease of life! So if you need greetings gift card ideas this Christmas then forget about vouchers, just adopt a pickled onion instead! Always remember….a pickled onion is for life, not just for Christmas! Key Product Features: Allows you to adopt a pickled onion called Lulu!, Includes an adoption certificate, information about the plight of pickled onions and a greeting card which can be written in by you!, Funny Christmas card has a cute photo of pickled onions singing carols in front of a Christmas tree, Also includes a postcard which features a picture and details about Lulu, Card measures approx 15 cm x 21 cm,
Price: £7.99
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Shadow Of The Duck Shower Curtain
Shadow of the Duck Shower Curtain Just as you thought it was safe to waddle back into the water…These clever shower curtains make brilliant new home gifts and feature the ominous 'shadow' of a monster rubber duck. Anyone familiar with Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho will get the visual reference. Ma-llards, ladies and gentlemen…Looking for humorous Christmas gifts? These shower curtains are a quacking way to brighten up a boring bathroom. Measuring around 180 cm x 182 cm, they are big enough for most bath fittings and make quirky home gifts for Birthdays, Christmas and moving in! Key Product Features: The Shadow of the Duck Shower Curtains have the silhouette of a giant rubber duck printed on the front!, These novelty shower curtains measure approx 180 cm x 182 cm, Made of ethylene vinyl acetate,
Price: £12.99
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Swearing Fines Money Box
Swearing Fines Money Box The Swearing Fines Money Box is a great novelty gift for anyone who prefers to proffer profanities! This red metal money tin has SWEAR BOX printed on the lid with a coin slot for those dirty word deposits. It also has the phrase ‘PAY UP INSTANT FINES FOR SWEARING’ and includes a list of the rules. For ‘cussing’ you are fined 20p, ‘When it slips out’ it's 50p, and when they turn the air blue they are fined a whole pound! Our Instant Fines money boxes also include a mini padlock and two spare keys so you can keep the blasphemer from stealing the proceeds. Do you know someone who needs to curb their cussing? Well this anti-swearing tin makes a great office gift too, especially if there are any coworkers who punctuate with profanity. Perhaps a week of swear box action could help pay for a bottle of wine for the best behaved member of staff? Or a day's worth of curse-correction could buy donuts for the office! Key Product Features: Red swear tin has hinged lid with coin slot and comes with mini padlock and two keys, Has SWEAR BOX printed on the lid, with PAY UP INSTANT FINES FOR SWEARING one one side and a fine guide on the other, Fines for swearing read: Cussing…20p, When It Slips out…50p and Big "F" Words…£1, Moneybox tin measures approx 10.7 cm x 7.7 cm x 7.7 cm, Fun novelty gifts for those who tend to swear a lot!,
Price: £1.99
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Instant Fines Tin - Grumpy Old Man
Instant Fines Tin - Grumpy Old Man The Grumpy Old Man Instant Fines Tin is a brilliant gag gift for men , especially those blokes who constantly moan! Even though this swearbox is designed to curb their complaining, it could actually help them save money! This novelty money tin comes with an ‘Instant Fines’ guide to outline the rules of the game, a padlock and two spare keys. For general every day moaning they must pay the tin 20p and for a longer whinge it's 50p. However if Mr Grumpy unleashes a full-on rant then he’ll have to part with a pound. This Instant Fines Tin is one of the funniest retirement gifts for men . Because let’s be truthful, most old men do love a good old whinge. Subjects range from the British weather, the price of a loaf of bread and milk, and generally how things aren't how they were back in their day! This Instant Fines Money Box is a win-win situation for beleaguered women. If men don’t stop complaining there will soon be a nice tin of cash for Mrs Cheerful to spend, and if the tin is empty it means he's cheered up a bit! Key Product Features: Blue money tin has hinged lid with coin slot and comes with a padlock and two keys, Has 'GRUMPY OLD MAN BOX' printed on the lid and FINES FOR BEING A GRUMPY OLD MAN on the side, Also has a 'fine guide' printed on the side; General Complaining….20p, Having a Moan…50p and Having a Full Scale Rant…£1, Measures approx 10.7 cm x 7.7 cm x 7.7 cm, Marvellous novelty money box for grumpy old moaners!,
Price: £1.99
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Chef Hat - Naked Chef
Chef Hat - Naked Chef The Naked Chef hat is a brilliant gift for cooks who like to show off their skills in the kitchen! This white fabric chef’s hat has the words NAKED CHEF printed in blue on the front and ‘Will Strip For £5 [Will Keep Clothes On For £10]’ printed in orange! It’s one size fits all, and fastens using Velcro, so it should fit the most big headed chefs! This fabulous Naked Chefs Hat is a funny gift idea for those who like to cook in the nude! And for those whose cooking skills reach only as far as shoving a tray in the microwave, the Naked Chef hat will have them feeling like Gordon Ramsey in no time. If you need to find gifts for chefs, then why not choose the Naked Chef Hat? Or perhaps you’ve got your eye on someone who you'd prefer to see au naturale? If so, make sure you give one of these this Christmas and have a fiver ready in your pocket. Then again, depending on who ends up wearing it, you may need to make sure you have a spare tenner ready as well! Key Product Features: White fabric chefs hat. 65% polyester, 35% cotton, Has NAKED CHEF in blue print, followed by Will Strip For £5 [Will Keep Clothes On For £10] in orange, One size. Has Velcro fastening, so should fit most adult heads, Machine washable. Can be tumble dried, Fun gifts for cooks with a sense of humour!,
Price: £5.49
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Chef Hat - Dad The Crazy Chef
Chef Hat - DAD The Crazy Chef The ‘MAD DAD’ chefs hat is one of the quirkiest gifts for dads who love cooking. Ok, perhaps I should rephrase that…. dads who love to attempt to cook! If you need fun gift ideas for dads who can't stay out of the kitchen then this joke chef's hat is just the trick! Printed on the front are the words 'MAD DAD THE CRAZY CHEF, along with ‘Master of A Messy Kitchen’, ‘king of Curries’ and ‘Chief of Chillies’. Some dads are culinary connoisseurs, others just create cooking calamities! Then there are those fathers who like to take to the kitchen once in a blue moon. Well, this novelty chefs hat is a great idea for mens cooking gifts . Whether it's beans on toast, Beef Wellington or baked beetroot, this chefs hat is good for any meal. Key Product Features: Has 'MAD DAD The Crazy Chef' printed on the front, along with ‘Master of A Messy Kitchen’, ‘king of Curries’ and ‘Chief of Chillies’, White fabric chefs hat with Velcro fastening, One size, fits most adults, 65% polyester, 35% cotton. Cool wash. Can be tumbled dried, Comical cooking gifts for dads!,
Price: £4.99
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