The Genie Head Massager

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The Genie Head MassagerThe Genie Head Massager
Let the Genie work its magic. In no time, you will be in absolute heavenly bliss as the weightless fingers of this massager stimulates your nerve endings and massages acupressure points on your neck, scalp and temples. A gift idea that will bring relaxation and bliss to anyone that comes in contact with this brilliant little contraption. You'll be wanting more and more! NB: The Genie Head Massager is excluded from our 28-day money back guarantee. This does not affect your Statutory Rights

Price: £3.99

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Terry Turtle - The Swearing Turtle

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Terry Turtle - The Swearing TurtleTerry Turtle - The Swearing Turtle
Terry the Turtle may look cute but be warned, he is a motion and switch activated terrapin that not only swears, but swears a lot!You won't believe what comes out of his mouth! Terry the Turtle has a little problem -  a very big potty mouth!. As hard as he tries to keep them in, the curse words, whistles, and chirps keep slipping out. Shouldn't laugh really, but his language is as foul as the swamp his sort hails from! Not recommended for those who are easily offended like your granny, mum, dad, or anyone easily shocked! His head pops up and arms move from side to side when delivering expletives. His audio chip includes 25 unique delightful outbursts including the good old favourite, "f**k you" and "b*tch" to the more inventive "s*ck my b*lls". Then after shouting "c*ckface", Terry then apologises! Oh bless! You've been warned! Features choice of three settings; motion activated, switch activated and "always on" random mode. Also features two rudeness settings: PG or uncensored 18+. Size: 16.5 x 12cm x 11cm WARNING: THE CONTENT OF THIS VIDEO MAY OFFEND. THIS PRODUCT IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN. Requires 3x AA batteries (included for demo purposes).

Price: £14.99

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Kudos Big Button Remote Control

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Kudos Big Button Remote ControlKudos Big Button Remote Control
There is nothing more infuriating than scrabbling around in the dark for a tiny piece of metal or plastic which is the TV remote control. Well, now you don't have to any more with this BIG BUTTON REMOTE CONTROL. Measuring nearly a foot long (12" - that's approx 30cm in new language), it's a 6 in 1 universal remote control with very big buttons.And it's not just a gimmick gadget to match your home cinema! Programmed to be compatible with most major brands of TV sets, DVD players, satellite and cable receivers and AV amplifiers, it includes all the usual functions (volume, channel etc) plus many of the 'extras' such as Teletext and Fastext. Setting it up is easy, using standard setup codes or the built-in auto code search function.Functions include: 6 in 1 Universal remote for TV, DVD, VCR, Satellite, Cable, AV-Amp Chunky 22.2mm buttons (just under 1 inch) Easy to program Programmed compatibility with over 500 devices! Auto-code searching Standard functions plus Teletext, Fastext, Freeview etc Compatible with most major brands of televisions. However may not work with old models.So, why spend thousands of pounds on a fantastic large cinema system, why use a piddling little remote control? It will stand amongst all the others and will be easier to use.Requires 2xAA batteries (not included) 

Price: £9.99

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Swiss Tech 6 In 1 Utili-key Multi-tool by Swiss Tech

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Swiss Tech 6 in 1 Utili-Key Multi-ToolSwiss Tech 6 In 1 Utili-key Multi-tool
The 6-in-1 Utili-Key is one of the lightest, most compact multiple tools ever developed! It’s shaped like a Yale key and designed to fit discretely on a key-ring, however it’s much more than that! Slide it open and it is a micro multi-tool featuring: Bottle opener  Phillips screwdriver Flat screw-driver Serrated blade Straight blade Eyeglass screwdriver Perfect size to keep handy and a life-saver when you desperately need to open a crown lid bottle. Made from 420 stainless steel and comes with a Lifetime warranty Product dimensions: 25 x 89 x 89mm Weight: 76.5grams  

Price: £11.99

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Superman Wallet

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Superman WalletSuperman Wallet
This Superman bi-fold wallet is ideal for fans of the "Man of Steel" or anyone who is loves a superhero! Comprising 6 credit card inserts and a full length note compartment, the distinctive pattern features the iconic "S" badge, flanked with frames from the famous original DC comic series. Makes a perfect Father's Day gift. Dimensions: Width: Closed: 107mm; Open 210mm; Height: 96mm. Made from 100% PVC with Nylon lining.

Price: £14.99

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Superman Messenger Bag

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Superman Messenger BagSuperman Messenger Bag
Show your undying allegiance to the man of steel with this Superman Messenger Bag.  Ideal for fans of the DC comic hero, Superman! Made from wipe clean PVC, this dispatch bag features a distressed print of the famous Superman Shield super-imposed on a comic book style background. Don’t worry if you haven’t mastered your x-ray vision powers as we’re pleased to announce that is roomy enough for all your stuff.  Features one large main compartment which fastens with a rubber Superman zipper and two further pockets, one on the front and one on each side of the bag. With an extendable carry strap for ease of use, the bag measures W 33cm H 24cm D 9cm and would make an ideal flight bag too (on an aeroplane!) - don’t try to be the Superhero himself and launch yourself out of the 10th floor window!

Price: £24.99

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Superman Dressing Gown

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Superman Dressing GownSuperman Dressing Gown
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's actually the old man strutting about in a Superman dressing gown! It certainly beats him walking around the house post bath, naked as the day he was born. Ideal for fans of the DC comic hero, the Superman dressing gown features the iconic "S" badge on the back and small crest on the front and is made from a warm, soft velour material on the outside with a towelling inner. Even if he's more Clark Kent than the flying "Man of Steel", he's bound to look like a superhero wearing this!In blue with a red trim, it features two pockets and a red tie belt. 100% Cotton and machine washable. One size fits most adults.  Measures approximately 65cm in width and 110cm (43 inches) from the neck to the hem.

Price: £44.99

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Superman Enamelled Cufflinks

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Superman Enamelled CufflinksSuperman Enamelled Cufflinks
These Superman novelty cufflinks are ideal for the fans of the "Man of Steel" or anyone who is into DC Comic superheroes! Features the iconic "S" badge enamel frontispiece on a nickel bullet backing. Perfect shirt cufflinks for any occasion, especially for those sporting a good sense of humour!

Price: £12.99

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Superman Apron

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Superman ApronSuperman Apron
Make him Superman of the kitchen or barbecue with this Fabulous Superman DC Comics Apron. Ok, he may not have the powers of the "man of steel" and won't be cooking the sausages using x-ray vision, however will look every inch the super hero of the stove or outdoor grill!Made from 100% Cotton and featuring iconic "S" badge on front, it can be machine washed and tumble dried.Dimensions: 77cm long.

Price: £12.99

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Suck Key Ring Bottle Opener by Suck

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Suck Key Ring Bottle OpenerSuck Key Ring Bottle Opener
A modern design classic in it's own lifetime! The coolest bottle opener that could ever adorn your key chain, forget Homer Simpson key-rings or even those shark things. If you really want to impress your mates when you are drinking al fresco watch their amazed faces as you open your beer with ease and your keys! It looks exactly like a standard door key but the action end is a bottle opener that will never leave your side (as long as you don't lose your keys!). You won't get caught out again when you fancy a beer. This great gift could also save pounds in dental costs, damaged desks and doors caused from  frantic attempts to a nice cool beer open. A sure-fire investment, don't you think? Put it on your key ring to ensure it's always handy or keep it stocked in the home bar! 

Price: £6.99

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