Cock Willy Warmer
Cock Willy Warmer This Cock Willy Warmer is an ideal gift for any discerning gentlemen. Our Wild Willy Warmers will keep your todger toasty and your sack snug as you prance around your home (or office) wiggling your knitted cockerel at everyone you meet. My Gran has been knitting these for weeks. You ask for something to keep your egg and spoon warm and this is what you get. No itchy wool here, Gran has used the finest acrylic yarn to create each colourful masterpiece. My eggs have never tasted so good. Adorned with a drawstring pull for a snug fit and 'ball cosy' for support and extra warmth, our Cock Willy Warmer will keep you toasty on those cold winter nights. Check out our other great Willy Warmers including an elephant and a snake! Whether you are a prancing cock…or more Chicken Little, our willy warmers make great stocking fillers , Birthday and Valentine's Day gifts! Cock Willy Warmer The Cock Willy Warmer is made of 100% acrylic wool It has a drawstring pull at the top and is stretchy for a comfortable fit! Each Willy Warmer measures approx 17 cm x 9 cm x 2 cm when flat You can hand wash in cool water Our Knitted Willy Warmers make great novelty gifts for ages 16 to 160! Nothing to go with that woolly jumper? Want to accessorise that scarf? The Knitted Willy Warmer is at hand for all those with a love of knit wear. These also double up nicely as flamingo balaclavas. What’s in the Cock Willy Warmer pack? 1 x Cock Willy Warmer Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Cock Willy Warmer
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Gift Of Nothing
Gift of Nothing What do you get for someone who has everything? What about the Gift of Nothing! That's right, nadda, zilch, zip, zero, diddly squat could be winging it's way to you in the post right now! Excited? Experience Nothing in all it's simplistic, anti-climax glory and hope that next year, you get a lump of coal at least. Show the kids of today what it used to be like when you were a kid "You'd be lucky if you got an orange and stick with a face painted on it"…"When I was a kid, we got a pet rock and a kick in the teeth…" Nothing is a gift to be treasured. It is guaranteed to do absolutely nothing, all of the time! Get a Gift of Nothing, a present perfect for any occasion. Whether you are looking for that special nothing for Christmas, Birthday or Valentine's Day (not recommended if you want to continue with the relationship), Nothing is the ideal gift. Gift of Nothing The Gift of Nothing is a fantastic ball of nothingness, en-captured in it's own presentation pack The pack measures approx 17.5 cm x 9 cm x 8 cm You get a whopping 8 cm x 8 cm x 8 cm of nothing in each pack! Great novelty gifts for ages 16 to 160 Congratulations! You are currently looking at Nothing. This is the ultimate in minimalism, 'Less is more!' as they always say. Open the pack with eagerly awaiting hands and bask in the glory that is…Nothing. What’s in the Gift of Nothing pack? 1 x Gift of Nothing Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Gift of Nothing
Price: £4.99
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Magnetic Puzzle
Magnetic Puzzle The Magnetic Puzzle is a magnetic game with a difference as it has literally billions of solutions so no one game is ever the same! This puzzle cube is amazing, consisting of 125 highly magnetic earth magnets. Every magnet has a north and south polarity meaning you can make many different types of shapes and patterns. Combat boredom, Relieve stress and give your brain a well deserved work out with this great tactile puzzle. The Magnetic Balls Puzzle can be taken apart, bent, moulded and shaped thanks to the strong magnetic beads. If you just want something tactile to fiddle with then this is ideal. Outrageously addictive, you just will not want to put it down! The puzzle cube is presented in it's own gift tin and is ideal for luxury stocking fillers! Slip it into your pocket or handbag for hours of entertainment at your work desk, on the train and more! See who can make the most original shapes and explore the amazing world of magnets with our incredible Magnetic Puzzle. Key Product Features: It measures 2.5 cm x 2.5 cm x 2.5 cm, The Wiki M Cube Magnetic Puzzle is a cube made from 125 magnetic beads that you can mould into diffe,
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Wooden Puzzle Brain Teasers
Wooden Puzzle Brain Teasers Strain your brain with these tricky wooden puzzles! Our Wooden Puzzle Brain Teasers are great for stress relief and give you a real sense of achievement when you solve them. There is nothing like the feeling of owning traditional wooden toys, no plastic fiddly bits or complicated bits and pieces, just beautifully simple craftmanship. These Brain Teasers are great fun for the whole family and will have you puzzling and pondering for hours! Wooden Puzzle Brain Teasers These brain teaser puzzle may vary in style The size of these wooden toys vary but they range from 3cm x 3cm to 5 cm x 5 cm The wooden puzzles have instructions on the back should you get stuck! These Wooden Puzzle Brain Teasers are a great gift for ages 4 to 140! Give your brain an added work out with these fantastic Brain Teasers! Each puzzle is a great way to baffle your friends at dinner or keep Grandma occupied whilst you watch the Eastenders special in peace. Who knows which one you will get or how mind boggling it will be! The Wooden Toy Brain Teasers make fantastic gifts, whatever the occasion. Once you have mastered them, you can laugh and mock your friends as if you knew how to do it all along. Oh you are awful. What’s in the Wooden Puzzle Box? 1 x Wooden Puzzle Brain Teaser (styles may vary) Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Wooden Puzzle Brain Teasers Key Product Features: These brain teaser puzzle may vary in style, The size of these wooden toys vary but they range from 3cm x 3cm to 5 cm x 5 cm, The wooden puzzles have instructions on the back should you get stuck!, 1 x puzzle supplied,
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Frozen Smiles Ice Tray
Frozen Smiles Ice Tray Fancy a drink that grins right back at you? Make a mockery of your Margarita and a comedy of your Colada with the Frozen Smiles Ice Tray! These denture shaped ice cube trays will add a touch of weirdness (and coolness) to your beverages. Realistically shaped, these novelty ice gnashers look fantastic in a glass whether you are drinking frappuccino or water! Each ice tray holds 4 Frozen Smiles so you can enjoy your grinning Singapore Sling throughout the day. A great addition to parties and hilarious addition to your Grandad's whisky, our Frozen Smiles Ice Tray will put a smile on any-one's face. Frozen Smiles Ice Tray Frozen Smiles Ice Tray holds 4 ice cube dentures! The ice tray is made of flexible pink, food-safe rubber This ice cube tray measures approx 11.5 cm x 14.5 cm x 2 cm Boring posh party with no fun and frolics? Bring it down a notch by adding the Frozen Smiles to your drinks. Add a splash of colour by freezing cordial or fruit juice to create hilarious toothy tipples and beaming bevies. Imagine slipping these Frozen Smiles ice cubes into your grandma's bitter lemon! The uproar! What’s in the Frozen Smiles Ice Tray box? 1 x Frozen Smiles Ice Tray Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Frozen Smiles Ice Tray
Price: £6.99
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4 Bonsai Trees Grow It Kit
4 Bonsai Trees Grow It Kit The 4 Bonsai Trees Grow It Kit is a tree-mendously exciting indoor activity that enables you to grow your own collection of various beautiful Bonsai Trees! Growing from seed, your wonderful four flowering Bonsai Trees will become your new blooming beauties and put your begonias and busy lizzie’s to shame! Add some oriental atmosphere into your home or workplace with the delightful 4 Bonsai Trees Grow It Kit! You may feel reluctant to snip them into shape after you’ve grown your 4 Bonsai Trees from babies and if that’s the case, why not just display your Bonsai Trees in full-fledged (or hedged as it seems!) glory! The 4 Bonsai Trees Grow It Kit is for life and will soon become a favourite past-time – relaxing, remarkable and beautiful, the 4 Bonsai Trees Grow It Kit is the floral fix you’re looking for! About The 4 Bonsai Trees Grow It Kit The 4 Bonsai Trees Grow It Kit is a wonderful gift that enables you to grow your own collection of beautiful Bonsai Trees! The 4 Bonsai Trees Grow It Kit includes everything you need to grow your own set of FOUR lovely Bonsai Trees! Included in the pack is a Bonsai Tree Growing Booklet, 4 x Packets of Mixed Bonsai Seeds (Different varieties), Starter Growing Pots, Compost Discs and Wooden Plant Markers! The 4 Bonsai Trees Grow It Kit includes seeds which may take a while to sprout so please be patient! The 4 Bonsai Trees Grow It Kit should be planted as soon as possible and need plenty of light and water The 4 Bonsai Trees Grow It Kit includes full instructions The 4 Bonsai Trees Grow It Kit measures approximately 16.5 cm x 12.5 cm x 9.5 cm The 4 Bonsai Trees Grow It Kit is a novelty gift and must be regarded as such To the Japanese – ‘Potted Plant’, to the Chinese – ‘Tray Scenery’, to the Europeans – ‘Bonsai Tree’. However you want to name it, the 4 Bonsai Trees Grow It Kit is everything you need to get on the tree-top of this fast-moving trend! As soon as you receive the 4 Bonsai Trees Kit, you’ll be enticed by the beautifully illustrated box and want to create stunning similar scenery in your own home! The art of Bonsai combines artistic talent and horticultural care – if you’ve not got the skills then don’t worry, everything you need is in the box! Whether you’re trying to quit smoking or trying to cut down on your monthly texting bill, the 4 Bonsai Trees Grow It Kit will turn your fingers green with a new addiction! Whether you’re potting and planting in the early stages or trimming and sculpting your 4 Bonsai Trees to perfection, we can ensure your fingers will never tire of this beautiful ancient art form! Drab winter scenes and lack of pretty flowers and trees can really drag down people’s souls so why not uplift them again with the delicate pretty optimistic 4 Bonsai Trees Kit! Because each bonsai tree you’ll grow is different, you can take pleasure in the unique and truly individual results! Bonsai Trees are brilliant stress-relievers and are renowned for the weird and wacky shapes that people cut them into! You’ll be itching for yours to grow so you can join in the terrific trimming action! Bonsai trees become highly valued possessions after only a few years so spread the seeds of fortune and buy a 4 Bonsai Trees Grow It Kit today! What’s in the 4 Bonsai Trees Grow It Kit? 1 x Bonsai Tree Growing Booklet 4 x Packet of Mixed Bonsai Seeds (Different Varieties) 5 x Starter Growing Pots Made From Coconut Husk 5 x Natural Coconut Husk Compost Discs Which Expand When Watered 5 x Wooden Plant Markers To view the other fabulous products in this range, please click onto Related Products today! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available 4 Bonsai Trees Grow It Kit
Price: £12.95
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Breast Mug
Breast Mug The Breast Mug makes time-for-tea sexy! You’ll have your very own pair of perfectly perky breasts to accompany you and your custard cream. Beware: Leave the Breast Mug in the office kitchen and you might never see it again! A mug with a boob job may seem a bit far-fetched, but trust us, the Breast Mug will grow on you and ensure things hot up straight from the kettle! With realistically erect nipples and a gorgeous silky soft flesh colour, you’ll be in sexy sipping heaven! About The Breast Mug The Breast Mug is a novelty, sexy mug that will replace your old dull mugs! The Breast Mug is made from quality-painted ceramic The Breast Mug measures approximately 13 x 10 x 9 cm The Breast Mug is dishwasher safe The Breast Mug should not be used by young children due to scarring of young minds! How many mugs have you seen that celebrate the glorious form of womankind? For sexy women and randy men everywhere, the Breast Mug is a durable, quality-painted piece that will ensure things steam up – literally! From the back, the Breast Mug looks like any other unsuspecting cup, but turn it around and it’s big beautiful bosoms will knock you senseless! We’re predicting they’re about a C-cup but judge for yourself! Perfect with tea or coffee or a frosty beer, the Breast Mug is the treasure chest of the mug world! You’ll have a great time wrapping your knuckles around these sexy knockers as they warm your cockles on chilly mornings! They say you only get an ‘Ooh’ with Typhoo, but we’re betting the Breast Mug will give you more ‘Ooh’ than you can shake a tea-bag at. Buy one today! What’s in the Breast Mug box? 1 Quality-painted ceramic Breast Mug If you love the Breast Mug, why not get your hands around our other brilliant breast-related products by bouncing over to ‘Related Products’! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Breast Mug
Price: £3.49
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Coin Sorter
Coin Sorter The Coin Sorter is a product everyone needs, from tramps to millionaires! If you haven't got coins gathering dust in saucers, old mugs, or stray pots by the front door, mingled up with keys that long ago failed to open anything you owned, then you're a great deal more organised than most of us. The amount of spare coins lying around the average house is probably enough to buy, well if not another house, then at least a good dinner. The coin sorter will sort it out in a flash. About The Coin Sorter This Automatic Coin Sorter will help tell you in an instant whether your dinner will be at a dodgy hamburger joint or Nobu. All you need do is collect all your shrapnel, chuck it in the top of the machine and press start, with a lot of whirring and satisfyingly clinky sounds, the sorter will separate all your coins into separate tubes. It's deeply satisfying, and of course ultimately rewarding as you realise just how much all those loose coppers you had lying about the place tot up to. Fully Automated Coin Sorter Holding Tubes for all coins Overflow Tray Sorts UK sterling coins only 3 x C cell Batteries required (not included) For the required batteries please view the related products for sale above. The Executive Coin Sorter measures approximately 25 cm x 21 cm x 21 cm Coin Sorter
Price: £24.70
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Nookii Adult Game
Nookie Adult Game The Nookie Adult Game is no ordinary ‘bored’ Game! For a start there’s no actual board – the two of you must use each other’s bits and bodies for the everlasting erotic play! Putting Monopoly to shame! We say everlasting, but the game is supposedly meant to last 30 minutes – with a time restriction like that, you certainly won’t spend time packing the game away properly! wink-wink! Nookie is incredibly hooky and with no overall winner – pleasure is assured on both sides! About The Nookie Adult Game The Nookie Adult Game is a tempting and suspenseful sexy game for two to relight that fire in you both! The Nookie Adult Game is supposed to last 30 minutes – why not time yourself to see if you can build up to it! The Nookie Adult Game features no board and the two players must use parts of each other’s body to play on! The Nookie Adult Game box measures 30 x 25 cm (approximately) and is a sexy deep purple shade! The Nookie Adult Game is suitable for those over 18 years of age – shame kids! Why sit round and get frustrated over frustration or go mental over Monopoly when you can get nifty thrills and excitement with the Nookie Adult Game! Someone should tell those other ‘bored’ games the point of play! It’s been proven that sex is actually good for you – it releases endorphins, gets the muscles working and puts the smile back on your face! So make it even better by being a ‘pleasure delayer’ and the ultimate players in the Nookie Adult Game! Tastier than cookies, Nookie is a calorie-free indulgent way to rev up your sex drive and make you feel alive again! Exhilarating. Exciting. Erotic. Buy Nookie today and never leave the bedroom! (or kitchen, or hallway, or garage…) What’s in the Nookie Adult Game? 90 x sexy cards 2 x dice 1 x timer 1 x scarf (mysterious play!) 1 x ‘Do not disturb’ sign Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Nookie Adult Game
Price: £19.99
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Magic Wand Remote Control
Magic Wand Remote Control THE KYMERA REMOTE CONTROL WAND: AS SEEN ON DRAGONS DEN, THIS MORNING & GMTV! Alakazam, make a wish, 'A Pint of Lager and a Packet of Crisps'! Flick through the channels as if by magic with the amazing Kymera Magic Wand Remote Control ! Harry Potter fans will be shouting 'Imperio!' at their televisions with gusto thanks to this awesome TV Remote! This is like no other Universal TV Remote. The magic wand doesn't use buttons, so it will tell you what it is doing by pulsing. When you first get your wand it is automatically in Practise Mode. This allows you to test your skills using the beautifully illustrated instruction leaflet. You may start off as clumsily as Ron Weasley, but you'll be as good as Hermione Granger in no time! Rotating the Kymera remote control wand clockwise and anti-clockwise will adjust the volume, whilst flicking the wand up and down will change the channel. By flicking the remote control left and right you can skip tracks on your DVD player! There are actually 13 different gestures you can do with your Wand Remote Control including tapping your magic wand or doing a big swish! It can learn the functions of most standard remote controls easily. Imagine walking into the room with your children and their Muggle friends watching TV, whipping out a magic wand from under your jacket and changing the channel in a flash. Why not add a magic spell into the equation to really impress them! An ideal Birthday, Housewarming or Christmas gift for any Harry Potter fan, the Wand Remote Control will have friends and family spellbound as you zap to Eastenders with a flick of the wrist. We can't guarantee that there will be anything decent on telly, but at least you know that if Peter Andre starts bashing out his latest song, you can mute him in a magical instant. The Magic Wand Remote Control is hand finished and beautifully presented in a gift box with full instructions. The unique action only takes minutes of practise, with no Hogwart's training required and can be used on most remote controlled devices such as DVD players, CD players, TV's…even remote controlled curtains and lighting! The remote control will also go to 'sleep' if you don't use it for 1 minute and will awake when you pick it up! How can you not love this amazing TV gadget! Magic Wand Remote Control The Kymera Remote Control Wand is a Universal Remote in the shape of a magic wand! 13 different actions that can all be programmed from a standard remote control Presented in a beautiful gift box complete with instructions Practice Mode - practise the wand gestures and verify that they have been recognised correctly by the remote control Sleep Mode - A low power sleep mode to save on battery life when the magic wand hasn't been used for 60 seconds Learning Mode - Teach your wand new actions for each gesture, customising it for your use! Ideal for any magic or Harry Potter lover The Remote Control measures approx 35.5 cm x 2 cm x 2 cm The magic wand takes 2 x AAA batteries (Included!) Great magical gifts for ages 10 to 100! If you love your TV and want to show the kids how to pick their own programs, why not treat them to one of our Wand Remote Controls? Maybe you've got a hot date and want to impress her with your new found magic skills as you turn on the CD player with a tap, go to her favourite song with a swoop and turn up the volume with a circular flick. Prepare for a night of 'You be Olympe Maxime and I'll be Hagrid' magic. David Blane must be quivering in whatever ridiculous box trick he's put himself in this time… Trouble Shooting and FAQs… Rotation Gestures - For the rotation gestures (1 and 2), you need to rotate the wand very slowly and smoothly one quarter-turn, keeping the tip steady. Once you've gone just over a quarter-turn, the wand will register the rotation and go into fine-resolution rotation mode, where it will register an event every 15 degrees - this allows you to control the volume with only small movements of your wrist. Flick Gestures - If you're having difficulty with the flick gestures, stop and hold the wand steady and horizontal for a couple of seconds before trying again. Waving the wand more vigorously doesn't tend to work well - a short, positive flick of the wrist is all that is needed, where the tip of the wand only moves a few centimetres. Tap Gestures - The wand must be held quite steady during the tap gestures. To get started with these gestures, you might find it easiest to hold the wand firmly with one hand whilst tapping it on the criss-cross area with one or two fingers of the other hand. Learning Mode - Make sure that you've entered "Learning Mode" properly before trying to learn the infra-red (IR) codes from your normal remote control: point the wand vertically upwards, hold it steady and tap it twice on the criss-cross area - the wand should respond with four double pulses to confirm that it is in learning mode. Learning Mode - Carefully return the wand to the horizontal position and then do the gesture onto which you want to learn a remote control code. The wand pulses a number of times corresponding to that gesture (e.g. 3 pulses for an upwards flick) and then starts rapid pulsing - this tells you that it is ready to receive the remote control code. During the rapid pulsing, point your existing remote control at the tip of the wand and briefly press the button of the function that you want the wand to learn (e.g. channel up). Then wait a second: if the wand has successfully learned the code, it confirms that it has done so with a big pulse. If the wand doesn't give a big pulse, first try varying the distance between the tip of the wand and the front of your remote during learning - normally about 3 cm works best, but you could try a little closer or further away. If varying the distance doesn't help then try varying the duration of the button press on your original remote control - normally it's best to use a very short press, but increasing the duration slightly (up to about half a second) might help. Problems with Repeating Commands - There are a few TVs (and other devices) which use infra-red (IR) "toggle codes" - these alternate between two different codes each time you press the button on your normal remote control. This is intended to avoid multiple commands being executed accidentally if the IR beam is broken during transmission (for example by the cat or another person walking between the remote control and the TV). So, the first time you press the "channel up" button (for example, though this may also applies to other buttons), it will send one IR code (let's call it "code A", which will repeat for as long as you hold the button down), but the next time you press the same button, it will send a second IR code (B). On the third press, you'll be back to the first code A again, and so on. The TV will action a channel change when it sees code A, but it won't change the channel again if another code A is received consecutively, but is instead waiting to receive code B before it'll change channel in the same direction. The wand can only learn the IR code it sees when the button is pressed once during learning mode, which will be either code A or code B. So, repeated gestures will send the same IR code each time, and that causes the problem you're experiencing. Fortunately, there is a work-around: - Whilst the TV is expecting to see A,B,A,B for repeated channel up (and, say, C,D,C,D for channel down), putting any other IR code in between the repeated A's will also work OK (e.g. A,X,A,X for two channel up changes, or C,X,C,X for two channel down changes). - An undocumented feature of the wand is that you can actually learn more than one remote control button onto each gesture (as a kind of macro) if you press two buttons in quick succession whilst the wand is doing the fast pulsing during learning mode. - Therefore if you first press the button that you want to use (e.g. channel up) and then quickly press another button which has no effect (e.g. the yellow button on most TV remotes does nothing most of the time), then the wand will learn two IR codes (e.g A,X) onto that gesture. Now when you perform repeated gestures for channel up (e.g. flick upwards), the TV will receive code A (to change the channel up), then code X (which will do nothing but make it forget that it had just received code A), then the next code A (on the next flick upwards) should cause the channel to change again as expected. It might take you a couple of attempts to get the timing right for learning the "macro" of two buttons onto each gesture, but it's not too difficult once you get the hang of it. Over-Writing Learned IR Codes - You can over-write any of the 13 functions with new IR codes at any time, if you change your mind about the functions that you want the wand to perform. Resetting Your Wand - You can perform a factory reset to erase all learned infra-red (IR) codes and put the wand back into full practice mode: - Put the wand into learning mode (point vertically upwards and double tap) - Do any gesture to make it start the rapid pulsing - Instead of sending it some IR from a regular remote, do the "big swish" gesture while the rapid pulsing is going on - The wand will do a few fast strong pulses to acknowledge the erase request, then the same again shortly afterwards to confirm that erase is complete. - Take the wand out of learning mode (point vertically downwards and tap) - The wand will now be back to its factory-default state, in full "practice mode" for every gesture. What’s in the Wand Remote Control – Universal TV Remote Controls pack? 1 x Kymera Remote Control Wand – Universal TV Remote Controls 1 x Set of Instructions Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique Christmas gifts , stocking fillers, and more Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Wand Remote Control – Universal TV Remote Controls
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