Diesel Brown Leather Strap Watch Dz1175
This men’s Diesel watch come with a high quality brown leather strap, polished stainless steel case with a brown face, silver hands and hour baton. It has a copper and brown degrade dial, date window and silver tone stick indexes. The bronze dial is perfectly formed of flat mineral glass, with a secure buckle clasp. The watch is built from high quality quartz movement technology and water resistant up to 50 meters.
Price: £79.00
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Diabolical Gifts Boob Radio
If he's a "boob" man, than this is the breast radio in the world! Geddit?! To "turn her on" and make her play louder, simply tweek the left nipple; to tune her in on either AM or FM bands, tweek the right nipple! But word of warning, don't try this on your significant other - she may like it, but she won't rock like the radio! Ideal for the office, home, backyard shed, warehouse, car mechanics - anywhere that blokes hang out!Requires 3 x AA Batteries (not included).
Price: £8.99
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Desktop Hetty Hoover
Hetty has arrived! Henry's better half is now here to tackle the issue of desktop hygiene. All those lunches, snacks and sneezes have left a trail too horrible to contemplate, yuck!So we welcome the arrival of Hetty Hoover in handy desktop size. That familiar pretty in pink household face is now the face of desktop cleanliness.Fear not the rising tide of dust and crumbs, for Hetty is a true icon of domestic life is here to take the bad things away with a smile. Feed her a couple of AA batteries (not included) and enjoy a clean workspace. Dimensions: 9.5 x 9.5 x 9cm.Requires 2 x AA batteries (not included).
Price: £12.00
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Desktop Henry Hoover
Surveys of desktop hygiene do not make happy reading. All those lunches, snacks and sneezes have left a trail too horrible to contemplate, yuck! So we welcome the arrival of Henry Hoover in handy desktop size. That familiar household face is now the face of desktop cleanliness. Fear not the rising tide of dust and crumbs, for Henry a true icon of domestic life is here to take the bad things away with a smile. Feed him a couple of AA batteries (not included) and enjoy a clean workspace. Dimensions: 9.5 x 9.5 x 9cm.
Price: £12.00
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Crap Jokes Toilet Roll
A toilet paper roll full of hilarious jokes to keep you entertained. You will be giggling in no time when you sit down and have a read of this roll full of toilet humor style jokes made to keep you entertained. A visit to the bathroom will never be the same again! If you know someone who needs a good giggle or spends a lot of time in the bathroom the ‘Crap Jokes Toilet Roll’ is the perfect kitsch gift idea. Or just keep it on your desk and have a read when you need an afternoon chuckle! Toilet paper -one of life's essentials!
Price: £4.99
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Chelsea Fc Leather Wallet
Now he can keep his ready cash in a wallet which carries the crest of his fave team! This smooth black leather/PU bi-fold pocket wallet, sporting the crest of Chelsea FC on the front, features three credit card inserts, two note compartments and window for travel pass or photo.Perfect for the fan of the Mighty Blues! Dimensions: 120mm x 85mm. Comes gift boxed
Price: £15.00
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Campervan Cufflinks Orange
Know anyone who wears a shirt? Know anyone who wears shirt cufflinks? Know anyone who loves the iconic camper van? If you’ve said “yes” three times, then these Campervan Cufflinks are ideal! For those who remember the halcyon days of cruising around the continent in a commer van or who are simply enthusiasts, these novelty cufflinks in the distinctive shape of a camper van is the perfect gift. Getting married? These shirt cufflinks would make perfect gifts for the groomsmen, although we wouldn’t recommend that the groom wears them on the big day just in case the bride spots his true passion! Comes gift boxed in a presentation gift tin. Made from hyper-allergenic rhodium with an orange enamel face.
Price: £15.00
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Bullet Ice Cube Tray
Freshen up your beverage with a round from the AK47 Bullet Ice Cube Tray! Whatever the round - whether it's a very stiff Scotch on the rocks or G & T - these bullet shaped ice cubes are perfect for that killer drink!!Easy to use, simply fill up one side of the tray with water, put together, place in the freezer and freeze! The shape of 12, three dimensional, AK-47 bullets are created that will literally add shots to your shots and sophistication to your next cocktail party!Dimensions: Each tray measures 22 cm x 7.5 cm x 2cm; Mould makes ice bullets measuring approx 5.5 cm x 1.3 cm.
Price: £6.99
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Britannia Games Family Fortunes
For all you out there in TV land, the nation's most popular family game show can be played in the comfort of your own home! Based on the long running TV show which began in 1980 and ran until 2002 with a revival in 2006, Family Fortunes is a sensationally addictive game. Entertaining and fun, it provides the most popular answers from a list of humorous questions. Questions include:-Name something that always needs filling up?Name something that gets smaller as you use it?Name something that is hard to keep clean?Name something you're afraid to try even though it seems fun?Contents: Two NEW sets of cards Special writing pad Four pencils Sand timer The infamous Family Fortunes wrong answer 'Uh-Uh' sound module. The only thing missing is Les Dennis himself…but who needs him?Age 8 to Adult2 Players or 2 TeamsDid you know that Family Fortunes was based on the American game show Family Feud. The difference in the show title is because the producers thought the word "feud" too confrontational in the UK cultural context.
Price: £6.99
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Borat Mankini Thong
The Mankini is a bikini for men, as fashioned by Borat Sagdiyev, `Jagshemash, I like………….feels very nice and sexy!` Don one of these babies and you truly will be the laughing stock. This is an official, 20th Century Fox licensed `Borat Mankini' which is perfect for parties, stag dos, the office secret Santa and more… Also been spotted at the odd football and rugby match!Menkind take no responsibility for any arrests on charges of indecency made as a result of wearing this product. Beware: costume may become transparent when wet - the mind boggles! One size fits all - blimey!! IS NICE!! Materials: 10% Elastane, 90% Polyester. Dimensions: Height: 19.0cm; Width: 10.0cm; Depth: 5.0cm
Price: £9.99
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