Fart Card Game And Cd
For grown ups who have never grown up, Fart is the sound-sational game of rip-roaring fun that will challenge even straight-laced maiden aunt and in-laws to keep a straight face! Let's face it, some people never mature and tire of fart gags, particularly when it comes to their own - "Core that was good one - deserves a score of 10/10"! So this game is a good way for all those who enjoy a good fart gag to indulge the whim whilst not causing an unspeakable odours! So, how on earth does this flatulent fun with your CD player work?! Fart is the hilarious game in which you race to be the first to play out of cards whilst accompanied by a fast 'n' frantic Fart-chorus! Every now and then an unrealistically enormous explosion will let rip forcing you to change direction, pick up penalty cards or 'Pass the Wind' to your neighbour! Wild hilarity at the press of a button, Fart is the side-splitting game that helps you to unwind and release a little pressure! Sounds ridiculous? Of course – offensive – naturally! Makes a great party game for family get togethers and is an ideal “social leveller” at all those stiff dinner parties one is expected to throw sometimes. • An instant source of laughter • Fart effects CD • 'Pass the Wind' to your neighbour! • For 3 players + • Manufacturer's recommended age 14 years + What's in the Box Score Pad Rule Book Fart Game Cards Manufacturer's recommended age 14 years + For three or more players
Price: £8.00
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The Man Who Has Everything Pendant
What do you buy a man who has everything? Something that confirms his enviable status in life! For the man who has everything (and we all know one of those), give him a pendant which literally says, "I've Got Everything". It does exactly what it says on the tin, or in this case, the gift box. This cute pendant and neck chain can be worn with pride. Even if he’s not a “jewellery” person, this makes the ideal novelty gift for the difficult to buy for bloke and ultimate solution to that never ending question of what to buy. Novelty piece of jewellery makes a great Christmas gift, stocking filler or birthday present! Never again will he answer "I dunno" when you ask the question, "Darling, what would you like for your birthday?" Novelty neckchain and pendant engraved with "I've Got Everything" Silverplated chain measures 52cm (20 inches) Pendant tag is zinc iron engraved and lacquer Comes in a gift box on a stunning metal gift tin Great novelty gift for the man who has everything!
Price: £7.50
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Bygone Games Blow Football
Before Wiis, Fifa Nintendo, Table Top Football and even Subutteo, kids would let off steam with a breath-taking game of football on the kitchen table with Mother acting as referee!This vintage edition entertained kids during the early 1900s. The Classic Table Top Game of Blow Football has been a firm family favourite for generations. First published in 1908,this nostalgic edition comes complete with wire mounted goal keepers, washable blowers and balls. So get the kids off the electronic games of the 21st century and get them to try games that kept their great grand-parents and grand parents entertained! Makes a great nostalgic party game for the whole family to enjoy now and during the festive season. What's in the Box Original styled metal goals with the goalies hanging from the bars 6 coloured washable blow tubes for scoring goals 2 foam balls
Price: £8.50
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Water Cannon Tripod With Shooter
Know someone who likes to play outdoor water games or practical jokes with water guns? They will love this monster water blaster! This is the ultimate water cannon and as far as we know, the only one in the world that has a tripod and connects to your garden hose, giving you an endless supply of ammo. Using mains water pressure, your enemies will have nowhere to hide! It shoots up to an incredible 100ft, so no one is safe, there is no where to run or hide. You won't even need to stop for a water refill during a water fight, as the water cannon can be connected to your garden hose pipe for relentless soaking! Big kids will absolutely love this. A great game for the garden which all the family can enjoy, not just Dad!
Price: £24.99
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Professor Puzzle Darwin's Dino Egg Puzzle
Darwin's Dino Egg Puzzle is part of the Professor Puzzle Great Minds range of unique puzzles. Finished in an antique style to give the puzzle an aged look, it is inspired by the British Naturalist Charles Darwin who who formulated the theory of Evolution and that humans had evolved from apes. Although widely accept now, this was a contraversal notion during the ninteenth century. The aim of the puzzle is to separate the pieces and then rebuild the egg of evolution? Looks easy? Look again! It's like a three dimensionsal jigsaw puzzle, only more challenging. About Charles Darwin 1809 - 1882 IHe studied to be a clergyman but became more interested in natural history. In 1831 he set off in a naval ship (hms Beagle) to study geology, biology and natural history in South America (including the Galapagos Islands). Here he studied animal and plant life and devised his famous theory of natural selection - that all species evolve from other species. This theory is set out in his definitive work, ‘On The Origin of Species’ published in 1859. In 1871 he published a further work, ‘The Descent of Man and Selection in Relation to Sex’. This showed how humans evolved from apes.Although generally accepted now, his theories were very controversial at that time
Price: £8.99
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Top Gear 100 Maddest Cars
From the immensely popular TV show Top Gear, this is the perfect for gift for fans of the show and petrol heads in general. From amphibious automobiles to record-breaking supercars, Top Gear's 100 Maddest Cars is a truly bonkers collection of the craziest cars we've ever encountered. From the amazing and ambitious to the downright rubbish, this book is packed with facts and stats on the strangest things on four (and sometimes more) wheels. Check out the Venturi Eclectic the solar powered car with solar panels or the Lamborghini Diablo or even the Lotus 2-11 which looks like a bathtube on wheels - albeit a fast one. Even the Stig looks normal in comparison… Collection of 100 cars from ambphibious autos to record breaking supercars Perfect for fans of one of the world's most popular TV shows, Top Gear Check out the Venturi Eclectic solar car or the "bathtub like" Lotus 2-11 Makes a great grown-up Christmas stocking filler or secret Santa Gift In hardback 208 pages. Official BBC Top Gear Merchandise
Price: £7.50
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The Loo Companion
Like reading in the loo? For many it's the only place where one can enjoy a bit of solitude away from nagging children or the stress of work. So are you sitting comfortably? Then let’s begin! Pull up a seat and take a pit stop with this amusing toilet book. "The Loo Companion" is a hilarious and entertaining addition to any bathroom, guaranteed to expand your mind and make you laugh whenever nature calls. This book contains pages of trivia, news stories, historic references, quotes, anecdotes, statistics, sudoku, jokes, quizzes, puzzles, and more - all written in bitesized chunks, perfect for the reader to dip into - however long they're otherwise 'engaged'. Filled with humorous facts about toilet-related activity, as well as a compendium of some more generic humour, there is something for everyone. So whenever you're going to see a man about a dog, this book will guarantee you'll never be bored and keep you glued to your seat. You may think “Why”? Well, this little Loo Companion will give neat little bits of information you never thought you needed to know, and let's face it, still don't. Plus, the Sudoku puzzles will exercise the mind while you relax!
Price: £7.99
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Star Wars How To Speak Wookiee
Do you live with or know a Jedi Knight? Do they often complain about not being able to converse with Chewbacca and the inhabitants of the planet Kashyyk in general. Now they can communicate with the "People of the Trees" thanks to this guide. After all, feeling the force may not stretch to speaking with Wookiees. The How To Speak Wookiee sound book teaches intergalactic travellers in need how to understand and communicate with notoriously short-tempered Wookiees. This book supposes that you have been partnered with a Wookiee, or frequently find yourself in situations where you must deal with Wookiees, and offers phrases to use in communicating with them as well as crucial phrases that your Wookiee acquaintance may be trying to communicate to you. (As a bit of background, Wookiees are very good at learning and understanding other languages, but cannot speak anything but their own language.) This book is set in the "Star Wars" universe, but we have included mostly everyday situations that push the Star Wars world a bit. Know any Star Wars fans? They’re the easiest people to buy presents for and this handy manual is for intergalactic communication will be an instant hit.
Price: £12.50
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Football's Funniest Quotes
Here's a perfect book for the football fanatic in your family and it doesn't matter who they support. No one can dispute that the Beautiful Game has provided some of the funniest quotes (intentionally or not) in the history of sport - and "The Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes" is the most comprehensive collection of these hilarious comic offerings. Compiled by avid quotation collectors Ian Spragg, Adrian Clarke and Stuart Reeves, "The Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes" is packed with an incredible 1,500 ridiculous quotes from and about some the most famous names in football, including Sir Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Ian Holloway, Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne and Eric Cantona. Bursting with confused cliches, mangled metaphors, comic cusses and idiotic football insights, this book really is the hilarious last word in funny football quotations. This funny book makes a great gift for any football fan, and certainly proves the old adage beloved by football commentators - 'it's a funny old game". After all, football gifts are the obvious choice and really a no-brainer when buying for football fans!
Price: £8.99
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Taylors Eye Witness 5 Piece Non Stick Knife Set In Acrylic Block by Taylors Eye Witness
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Taylors Eye Witness 5 Piece Non Stick Knife Set In Acrylic Block
Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. By placing an order for this product, you declare that you are 18 years of age or over. This item must be used responsibly and appropriately. Cooking is one of these necessities that has become a hobby to people all over! If you love to cook or live with someone who does, it's vital to have utensils handy when needed. This 5 Piece Cheese Knife Set with sloping acrylic stand is from the purveyors of fine kitchen knives, Taylor's Eye Witness and makes an aesthetically pleasing addition to your kitchen decor. Each stainless steel blade has been coated with a non-stick finish making slicing through food a breeze - from the gooiest Camembert to the stickiest puds. Each knife can easily be re-sharpened and the handles are made from a soft touch tactile acrylic. Plus, they're all dishwasher safe making cleaning easy and safe. Taylor's Eye Witness 5 Piece Sloping Block Set comprises Sloping Acrylic Block/Stand Chef's Knife (19cm/7.5 inches) Bread Knife (19cm/7.5 inches) Carving Knife (19cm/7.5 inches) Utility Knife (13cm/5 inches) Paring Knife (9cm/3.5 inches)
Price: £34.99
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