Pac Man Stress Ball
Can you believe that Pac Man is thirty years old? Celebrate this milestone not by trying your hand at the cherry-crunching game but giving this Pac Man Stress Ball a good SQUEEZE! If you're old enough to remember playing the famous arcade game in the early days, then chances are the only thing that stressed you then was making sure your Pac Man didn't encounter any ghosts. That was during your carefree youth or childhood. In the meantime life has happened and grown-up stresses like work, bills, family have replaced the idyll of gaming all day. So before you storm out of your job or shout at the boss, give this little retro round figure a squeeze. We can’t guarantee the problem is going to go away, however this great stress toy will help to relax your muscles, de-stress you and you can still throw without breaking anything. Retro styled Stress Ball in the shape of the arcade game hero Pac-Man Made from yellow squishy material - just squeeze to relieve that tension Makes a great gift for exam-stressed students and workaholics or gamer! Perfect for stressful situations in the office or at home It measures approx 6 cm x 11 cm x 1.5 cm
Price: £3.99
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I Heart Spreadsheets Mug
Here's the perfect gift for the accountant or "bean counter" in your office! No doubt this individual spends most of their time pouring over financial reports, statements, and budgets so why not rub their nose in just that bit more! And if number crunching is really a passion, well enough said really! Facing a challenging day of head scratching and trying to reconcile those figures requires a good strong brew so this quality coffee mug is highly appropriate with its motif, "I Love Spreadsheets". Makes a great secret Santa gift idea for the person who has the short straw of buying for the Financial Director this Christmas! High quality coffee mug ideal for the office either at home or work In white and featuring the "I Heart Spreadsheets" message Makes a great novelty gift or Secret Santa present Dimensions: Height: 12cm; Width:9.5cm: Depth: 8cm Dishwasher and microwave safe
Price: £4.99
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Baldy's Buffer
Baldies - keep that bonce gleaming clean with this Baldy's Buffer. This is a great novelty gift for the follickly challenged who may be losing their hair and is entertaining the idea of buying a sirrup to cover up / compensate! Make that person embrace their pattern baldness. Alternatively, if he's proud to be a slap-head, then this won't offend at all - because bald is beautiful. Just ask any famous personage - Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Patrick Stewart or even those guys from Right Said Fred! Either way, this makes a great Christmas stocking filler or Secret Santa.
Price: £3.50
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Jelly Boobs Sweets
If he's breast man or simply a sweet tooth, then this pack of luscious jelly sweets make great little "top up" present for either the Christmas stocking, birthday or just when you feel like giving a naughty but nice gift! Tantalise your lover with these Jelly Boobs sweets. Delicious, mouth watering and fruity, they're a way to round off an evening of sensual naughtiness. Or, if you just want to serve cheeky sweets with a difference, they make silly additions to stag nights, boys nights out or even hen dos. Box of fruity flavoured jelly sweets shaped like a pair of breasts Perfect for Anniversaries, Valentine's Day, stag dos or hen night Makes a great Christmas stocking filler or Secret Santa gift Contains approximately 25 jelly luscious sweets in 3 flavours Box weight: 150 grames Ingredients Glucose Syrup, Sugar, Modified Corn Starch, Gelling Agent: Gelatine, Acidulant: Citric Acid, Natural and Artificial Flavours, Acidity regulator: Sodium Citrate, Vegetable Oils, Glazing Agent: Carnauba Wax, Colours: E102, E129, E133.
Price: £3.00
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Duck With A Dick
The bath is a place to get clean, however whatever gets submerged isn't always squeeky clean - and we're not just talking about a muddy personage who's just had a messy game of football either. This bathtime Duck with a Dick is an adult's only toy designed for the big kid! This is a rude take on the classic yellow rubber duck, so no mixing it up with kids' bath toys. If it's tricky to keep hidden, the "pecker" is detachable and can be brought out when the bathroom becomes a kids free zone. As can be seen, this feathered friend's dangling bit is definitely out of all proportion to its size. How many men can boast this? The traditional rubber duckie was never like this! Classic yellow bathtime duck with a detachable penis! Duck has an unfeesibly large willie that floats under water The Duck with a Dick measures approx 9 cm x 12 cm x 8 cm Makes a great adults only bath toy for the big kid Perfect gift for a hen do or secret santa!
Price: £4.00
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Grumpy Old Git Giant Mug
Know any Grumpy Old Gits? You're bound to as the world seems to be full of them these days! Surely life in the 21st century isn't that bad. Of course, some old blokes don't admit they're wrong or even bad tempered - it's just everybody else that is! So if he's turning into Victor Meldrew then award him with this Grumpy Old Git Giant Mug. The face will remind him he is just that – a Grumpy Old Git! And by the look of "Grumpy's" gurning mug, this porcelain mug is very grumpy indeed! And If his royal "grizzliness" is the type who can’t face the day without a morning brew or coffee, then Grumpy's Mug is the perfect way to suggest that the day can only get better! Grumpy Old Git large blue porcelain coffee mug Featurues "gurning" face motif with "I'm a Big Grump" phrase Dishwasher and microwave safe Measures 112mm (4.4 inches) in height A large mug for the large "Grump" in your life
Price: £4.99
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Whoop Ass Mini Extreme Sauces Gift Pack
Wanna give a really Kick Ass gift with a difference? Then give the host of your next BBQ a Mini Extreme Sauces Gift Pack. BBQ guests and friends will be raving (or raging) with heat induced pain or pleasure! And as the names suggests for all four, these sauce are HOT!!! So hot in fact that they should be used sparingly! Four sauces comprise, Hot Sauce from Hell, Spontaneous Combustion Hot Sauce, Ass Blaster Hot Sauce & Hot Sauce from Hell, Devils Revenge. All are no nonsense sauces for all you cowboys and pardners out there, and these condiments will surely add a kick to the saddle of any outdoor grill! Ideal for BBQs, outdoor grills, kitchen and lovers of hot sauces – anytime! Comes in novelty packaging. Ingredients: Hot Sauce From Hell Water, Habanero Pepper, Vinegar, Carrots, Salt, Xanthan Gum, Garlic and spices Spontaneous Combustion Hot Sauce Water, Habanero Pepper, Vinegar, Capsicum Extract, Salt, Garlic, Spices and Xanthan Gum Ass Blaster Hot Sauce Water, Habanero Pepper, Vinegar, Capsicum Extract, Carrots, Salt, Xanthan Gum, Garlic and spices Hot Sauce From Hell Devil's Revenge Habanero Pepper, Vinegar, Carrots, Capsicum Extract, Salt, Garlic and spices
Price: £4.99
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Grumpy Old Git Toilet Roll
There is one thing that's common to us all - going to the toilet! Even the grumpiest, most curmudgeonly who think they've the right to grizzle about everyone and everything needs to visit the bog! Surely life in the 21st century isn't that bad. Of course, some old blokes don't admit they're wrong or even bad tempered - it's just everybody else that is! So if he's turning into a Victor Meldrew, award him with this Grumpy Old Git Toilet Roll. This humorous toilet roll contains 200 4-ply white sheets with each featuring a general moan, grizzle or command to anyone who's there! Comments include "Remember to Bloody Flush", "Don't Use all the bloody Bog Roll", "Don't Spend all bloody day there" and more. Comes in a printed presentation box and makes an ideal secret Santa or stocking filler.
Price: £3.50
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Superman Vacuum Flask
Superman would probably never need a hot cuppa to keep him warm when out and about, however mere mortals would, even fans of the "Man of Steel". This Vacuum Flask featuring the iconic "shield" and flanked with frames from the original DC comic series is ideal for Superman Fans, particularly those who enjoy outdoor pursuits. Perfect for football fans, Bonfire night, picnics, festivals or even summer concerts (yes, the British weather doesn't always guarantee a warm night), the thermo flask is made form stainless steel and holds 350ml liquid volume. Vacuum Flask the iconic "Shield" flanked with frames from the original DC comic series Made from stainless steel with 350ml liquid volume Makes an ideal gift for fans of the "Man of Steel" Dimensions: Height: 19.5cm; Diameter at base: 7cm Officially licensed merchandise
Price: £12.00
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Batman Wallet And Belt Gift Set
This Batman Wallet and Belt Gift is ideal for fans of the DC Comic "caped crusader" or anyone who loves a superhero! The gift set comprises a bifold wallet with three credit card inserts and full length note compartment, plus a large belt with silver slide buckle. Both feature comic book scenes and frames from the Dark Knight. Features A Belt and Wallet Gift set ideal for fans of the iconic DC Comics superhero Both wallet and belt features comic book scenes from the caped crusader Bifold Wallet made from PU polyurathene and features 3 credit card inserts Adjustable belt made from cotton canvas with slide metal buckle Official DC Comics Merchandise Belt measures 116cm in length:4.5cm in width: Wallet Width:11cm (closed)
Price: £19.99
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