Scorpion Vodka (250ml Bottle)
Ice and tonic? Pah! This smooth vodka doesn't need accessorising as it contains a specially bred Chinese scorpion. Completely edible, the pickled critter imparts a soft, woody taste to the vodka. Whatever, we just like chomping into it when we've polished off the bottle.
Price: £19.99
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Wenger Giant Swiss Army Knife
Emerge victorious in the battle of gizmo one-upmanship with this truly ludicrous, implement-packed Swiss Army knife. It's not exactly pocket-friendly but that's hardly surprising as it boasts 85 implements and is said to have well over 100 functions.
Price: £499.99
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Etch-a-sketch
Get drawing with an all-time classic that's as unputdownable as ever. Whether you're new to Etch-A-Sketch or a veteran twiddler in need of a fix, this is one magic rectangle that's hard to resist.
Price: £15.99
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Waboba Water Ball (waboba Extreme)
Ever get that sinking feeling when you're playing catch in the sea? You won't if you're chucking this revolutionary ball around as it miraculously skips and bounces on water.
Price: £5.99
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Shock Ball (blue)
Pass the parcel meets electrified Russian roulette thanks to this fiendishly amusing little ball. Simply pass it around hot potato-styley and pray you're not the one who receives a nasty but harmless electric shock. Totally random, utterly hilarious!
Price: £16.99
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The Daddy Wine Puzzle Gift Pack (standard)
Sometimes you’ve got to be cruel to be kind, a sentiment demonstrated to perfection by this brilliant gift pack. A bottle of quality Merlot is encased within the jaws of a vice-style puzzle. Recipients must solve the puzzle to open the plonk. Hilariously entertaining or utterly infuriating? Now that depends…
Price: £24.99
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Voco Alarm Clock (deluxe - Good Morning Sir)
The butler did it! Did what? Got you out of bed, of course. Yes, alarm haters, now you can arise to the soothing tones of Stephen Fry as he coaxes you out of boboland with several marvellously British asides.
Price: £44.99
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Winner Slate Bed Pool Table (7ft Slate Bed Pool Table)
Your friends will drop to their knees and weep when they see this pro-standard pool table sitting in your pad. Next they'll crown you greatest person in town and invite a load of supermodels over for a few frames. Or something like that.
Price: £1499.99
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Laserpod (base Station Galaxy)
No, it's not something in the Terminator's weapons stash; it's Laserpod, an ultramodern marriage of lasers, crystals, lights and LEDs that produces an awe-inspiring lightshow of eye-popping proportions.
Price: £41.99
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Screaming Flying Monkey
Bored of life? Simply pull back this gangly, superhero-style monkey's arms and watch as he catapults through the air, screeching like a loon. Monkey business? More like monkey lunacy!
Price: £4.99
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